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It has come to my attention that I have grown predictable. This will not do. A new prank compaign must now be initiated.

Good luck and may the odds be ever in your favour! ~~You'll need it~~

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Devious man!

It's my middle name. George Devious Weasley.

I'd say we could all use livening up.

Really, George.

I can't be predictable. It's bad for business.

I didn't realise you would take it quite so heart! I'm sorry if I offended you!

Of course not. I appreciated that you did. What would I have done had I got to the respectable point? My business would be ruined.

I should have kept quiet. Then I could have persuaded you to join my Wardsmith firm.

Maybe in a few years, I'll take you up on that offer.

Charlie was just complaining about you.

Excellent. I like to give his life meaning.

Now there's a noble calling.

I didn't complain about anyone. Just that I was bored.

Well, now you've gone and done it.

Looks like it.

On the plus side... he's less likely to maim us. I don't think I've bled as a result of a Weasley prank/invention in years.

He can prank you then. This is definitely not my fault. Penny was the one who provoked him.

No thank you. I've suffered enough at the hands of the Weasley's. You should definitely be his intended target.

Why me? I didn't do anything!

You just had to be bored!! When we're all walking around in another person's body... I'm going to blame you!

I've lived with his pranks, so don't talk to me about suffering enough. It's definitely not my fault.

I've lived with them, too! We're all in for it.

Not for the past 26 years.

Well, that's true. But I've had fifteen years. And then there was the time Ron decided to play Quidditch. That's like... adding a few years. My nose can't stand another break.

I've got way more years on you, sorry Katie. I won't let him harm your nose.

Ron hit me in the face with a quaffle! It started bleeding... and THEN, George or Fred handed me the WRONG end of a nosebleed nougat. Your brothers kept me in hospital.

I suppose. You being his brother and all.

If I started a list of all the things they've done to me, we'd be here all night.

That about does it.

And yet, I love Georgey to pieces.

Not surprised, everyone does.

In my defense, that was an honest mistake.

It's okay. I forgave you after you got me out of detention with Snape.

Not an easy thing, I can assure you.

But you're brilliant so...

That I am.

So... as your bestest friend and favorite person... do I get to know what you're going to do?

Nope.

Please?

No.

Mean.

I did not provoke him! Shame on you Charles Weasley!

Didn't you call him predictable? And he just said that's why he's doing this?

He's a grown man! I didn't expect him to get all butt-hurt about it.

Yeah well I only complained about being bored. Didn't blame it on anyone.

Pathetic. The pair of you. You should quit whining and do something that challenges you both.

I'm not "butt-hurt," as you say. It's simple enough really. My business is based on being unpredictable. As I have no intention of shutting down my business, I must correct the matter.

Goodie Goodie Gumdrops!

I could possibly do something with gumdrops.

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