George Weasley

Devious man!

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It's my middle name. George Devious Weasley.

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I'd say we could all use livening up.

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justpenny

Really, George.

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I can't be predictable. It's bad for business.

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justpenny

I didn't realise you would take it quite so heart! I'm sorry if I offended you!

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Of course not. I appreciated that you did. What would I have done had I got to the respectable point? My business would be ruined.

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justpenny

I should have kept quiet. Then I could have persuaded you to join my Wardsmith firm.

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Maybe in a few years, I'll take you up on that offer.

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kingweasley

Charlie was just complaining about you.

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Excellent. I like to give his life meaning.

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kingweasley

Now there's a noble calling.

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I didn't complain about anyone. Just that I was bored.

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Well, now you've gone and done it.

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Looks like it.

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On the plus side... he's less likely to maim us. I don't think I've bled as a result of a Weasley prank/invention in years.

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He can prank you then. This is definitely not my fault. Penny was the one who provoked him.

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No thank you. I've suffered enough at the hands of the Weasley's. You should definitely be his intended target.

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Why me? I didn't do anything!

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You just had to be bored!! When we're all walking around in another person's body... I'm going to blame you!

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I've lived with his pranks, so don't talk to me about suffering enough. It's definitely not my fault.

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I've lived with them, too! We're all in for it.

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Not for the past 26 years.

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Well, that's true. But I've had fifteen years. And then there was the time Ron decided to play Quidditch. That's like... adding a few years. My nose can't stand another break.

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I've got way more years on you, sorry Katie. I won't let him harm your nose.

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Ron hit me in the face with a quaffle! It started bleeding... and THEN, George or Fred handed me the WRONG end of a nosebleed nougat. Your brothers kept me in hospital.

I suppose. You being his brother and all.

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If I started a list of all the things they've done to me, we'd be here all night.

That about does it.

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And yet, I love Georgey to pieces.

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Not surprised, everyone does.

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In my defense, that was an honest mistake.

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It's okay. I forgave you after you got me out of detention with Snape.

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Not an easy thing, I can assure you.

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But you're brilliant so...

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That I am.

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So... as your bestest friend and favorite person... do I get to know what you're going to do?

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Nope.

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Please?

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No.

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Mean.

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justpenny

I did not provoke him! Shame on you Charles Weasley!

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Didn't you call him predictable? And he just said that's why he's doing this?

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justpenny

He's a grown man! I didn't expect him to get all butt-hurt about it.

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Yeah well I only complained about being bored. Didn't blame it on anyone.

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justpenny

Pathetic. The pair of you. You should quit whining and do something that challenges you both.

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